UMHLALI COUNTRY CLUB – WEDNESDAY 09 MAY 2012.

FORMAT:                        4Ball Alliance, 2 scores to count, all 4 on the shorts.

SCORERS:                       Ricky & Patrick

START TABLE:              Malcolm & Helen

STARTERS:                     Mike Wilson &

NEAREST FOR 2:          Hole No:14

LONGEST DRIVE:        Hole No 5

1^st TEE:                                                            STARTER:            MIKE WILSON

11.00 01 Quentin Coetzee    02 Ricky Brown       03 Bruce Reid    04 Gerry Steytler

11.07 05 Jannie Bischoff      06 Marizelle Nicol(I) 07 Jim Kayser                08 Howard Hutchinson

11.14 09 Dax Goose             10 John Ridl              11 Scott Kemp (I)          12 Brett Geyer

11.21 13 Ernst van Niekerk 14 Geoff Treloar      15 Nolan Shaw    16 Luke Pillay

11.28 17 James Olivier        18 Clint Jacoby          19 Mark Griesel  20 Alf Lewis

11.35 21 Karl Rabie            22 Arthur Holloway   23 John Jarvis     24 Colin Furber

11.42 25 Alex Albertse         26 Alan Ashe              27 Kevin Palmer 28 Gavin Cash

11.49 29 Doug Baker          30 Conrad Clifford    31 Mike Behr     32 Cliff Cook

11.56 33 Daryl Parker        34 Peter Muller          35 Ian Morris       36 Maryn Heaton

12.03 37 Kevin Archer        38 Warren Beuster    39 Joe Brown       40 Darrol Crouch

12.10 41 Ian Crafford        42 Darrell Brayshay  43 Rowan Forster            44 Mike Flack

12.17 45 Phillip Cotterill    46 Wayne Davis         47 Mike Wilson             48 Tony Manester

12.24 49 George MacDonald 50 Clarence Norris51 Malcolm Geall        52 Alistair Janssens

10^th TEE:                                                          STARTER:            GRAHAM ELLIS

11.00 53 Marc Desplace       54 Rob Duncan        55 Geoff Phillips 56 Patrick Pinn

11.07 57 Cameron Bulter    58 John Campbell    59 Rusty McCutcheon   60 Devan King

11.14 61 Anton Nieuwoudt 62 Warren McDaniel 63 Philup Jansen          64 Dennis Cheall

11.21 65 Peter Dean            66 Des Desmet         67 Gus DuPlessis 68 Colin Farley

11.28 69 Eddie Wentzel       70 Craig Wearne       71 Denis Wishart  72 Brian Smith

11.35 73 Doug Stephenson 74 Billy V.D. Berg   75 Neil Stratton              76 John Crimes

11.42 77 Denis DeSylva       78 Brian Daventry-Bull 79 Nic Dreyer 80 Mark Munstermann

11.49 81 Rory Moore          82 Keith Hughes      83 Mike Halder               84 Peter Grant

11.56 85 Basil Hollister        86 Grant Poppoesquo(I)87 Mick Sugden        88 Chris Wilkins

12.03 89 Barry Theunissen 90 Dalton Bibby (I) 91 Don Duff                   92 Graham Ellis

12.10 93 Trevor Dunsdon   94 Greg Zeiler (I)    95 Doug Milne                96 Chris Holden

GOLF ETHICS:

What if you are playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match is halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honour and hit your ball a modest 250 yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple 6 iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway. Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted 5 min search period ends, your opponent says :Go ahead and hit your 2^nd shot and if I don't find mine I will concede the match”. You hit your ball, landing it on the green 10 ft from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: “I found it!” The second sound you hear is a click. The sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than 6 inches from the pin. Now here is the ethical dilemma: Do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?